Population Jokes

My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.

What do you call the whole population turning into emos?

The Great Depression.

Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control

a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

how to solve world hunger and over population?

cannabalism

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?

A teacher asked her class “what is sex?” Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Causes by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration* The teacher faints

By:Xzavier

Why do Japanese people hate Christmas? Because the last time a FatMan went down their chimney they lost half of their population

i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"

Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population

What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?

90% of America's population

What do you call the whole population turning into emos?

The Great Depression.

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

Me: "To reduce the population by one"

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO

corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos *snap*