Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control
how to solve world hunger and over population?
cannabalism
People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one"
Why does china have the biggest eyewear ? because all there eyes are to small
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing, infact, it's Dublin!
i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
Virginia is false advertising Couldn't find many virgins there
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos *snap*
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population
