I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

My town’s population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.

What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?

90% of America’s population

What’s the city with the fastest growing population? Ireland cuz it’s Dublin everyday

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh… I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.