Population Jokes

What do you call the whole population turning into emos?

The Great Depression.

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Anonymous

My town’s population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.

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justdepression
in Depression

I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

Anonymous
in Blonde

a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

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Anonymous
in Depression

Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population

in Japanese

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

Anonymous

What do you call the whole population turning into emos?

The Great Depression.

The Riddler

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I’m a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

Anonymous

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

life
in Orphan

i don’t get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone “father”

Xzavier
in Little Johnny

A teacher asked her class “what is sex?” Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a temptation Causes by a sensation Where the boy sticks his location Into a girls destination To increase the population Of the next generation Did you get my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration The teacher faints

By:Xzavier

People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It’s one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?

Galaxy
in America

What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?

90% of America’s population

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Potato with no excuses
in Puns

What’s the city with the fastest growing population? Ireland cuz it’s Dublin everyday

aye

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

bob
in Orphan

Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population of orphans

Armegedon Alia

When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh… I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO

Anonymous

Out of a total population of 1.3 billion no one in Africa actually speaks African.

Anonymous
in Corona

corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos snap