how to solve world hunger and over population?
cannabalism
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
A teacher asked her class βwhat is sex?β
Little Johnny got up and said: βSex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?β
The teacher faints.
a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos *snap*
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population
Whatβs the best thing about 28 year olds?
Thereβs 20 of them.
why are people in japan so slim. bcuz the last time a fatman came the lost half their population
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product
Why does china have the biggest eyewear ? because all there eyes are to small
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing, infact, it's Dublin!
i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if youβre a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
