Population jokes
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.