how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Population Jokes
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are.
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
