Population jokes
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
China should be a baseball team.
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.