What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Population Jokes
My town’s population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I’m a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
i don’t get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone “father”
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?” Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a temptation Causes by a sensation Where the boy sticks his location Into a girls destination To increase the population Of the next generation Did you get my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration The teacher faints
By:Xzavier
People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It’s one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America’s population
What’s the city with the fastest growing population? Ireland cuz it’s Dublin everyday
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population of orphans
When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh… I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion no one in Africa actually speaks African.
corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos snap