Population

Population Jokes

Town

My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.

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  • Bleach

    Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

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  • Sex

    A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”

    Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”

    The teacher faints.

    Blonde

    A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

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  • Suicide

    People complain we are overpopulated.

    Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

    Crime

    Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

    Corona

    Corona be like:

    Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.

    *snap*

    Fatman

    why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

    Age

    What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?

    There’s 20 of them.

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  • Purpose

    Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

    Me: "To reduce the population by one."

    Eyewear

    Why does China have the biggest eyewear?

    Because all their eyes are too small.

    Capital

    The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!