Depression

justdepression

I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

Girl

Anonymous

My town’s population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.

Head

Anonymous

a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

America

Galaxy

What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?

90% of America’s population

Fat

Anonymous

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

Depression

Anonymous

Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population

Puns

Potato with no excuses

What’s the city with the fastest growing population? Ireland cuz it’s Dublin everyday

Die

Armegedon Alia

When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh… I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO

Means

aye

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

Snap

Anonymous

corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos snap

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