I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

My town’s population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.

a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population

What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?

90% of America’s population

Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

A teacher asked her class “what is sex?” Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a temptation Causes by a sensation Where the boy sticks his location Into a girls destination To increase the population Of the next generation Did you get my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration The teacher faints

By:Xzavier

What’s the city with the fastest growing population? Ireland cuz it’s Dublin everyday

When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh… I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO

People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It’s one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

My wife said she wanted to leave me she said it’s because of the abuse but really she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got positioning the next day this shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physical and mentally

corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos snap

If you argued that god was a woman 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell Just to ask the other guy. Talk about a male supremacist religion.