People jokes

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.

Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!

Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

How do people eat bread?

What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?

It's a motherfucking shitshow party!

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

What do you call an emo's face?

Elmo's son.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

My classmate, Hailey Legacy.

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.