People jokes
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
awww
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.
2: I'm dying, finally.
3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.
On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.