People jokes
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Police officers hope you’re a criminal.
Doctors hope you get sick.
Mechanics hope you get car troubles.
But only thieves wish you prosperity.
Weird?
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
My family.
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.