I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
People Jokes
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
Chimichanga.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
