People jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
All of them.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
Cameron and Pav.
So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.