People jokes
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
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I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
How long is it?
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Three Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them, and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand.
The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him.
The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy, so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied, "It didn't tickle at all. I laughed at the sight [of] the third guy was bringing over a pineapple."
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.