People jokes
Trump and Anakin Skywalker have something in common: they’ve both killed a lot of sand people.
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.
Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.
Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!
Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.
Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.
Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.
Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.
Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?
When people are ready to die for their country:
Trust the Unionist Party.
Better than Reform.
Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
What do you call a pool full of disabled people?
Vegetable soup.
Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".
Doesn't he own a mirror?
Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?
Because they are always sucking dick.
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
Why do white people get abducted by aliens?
Because they're easier to see in the dark.
I make many jokes about jobless people, but none of them are working.
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.
So I turned off the lights.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.