People jokes
I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.
So I turned off the lights.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
Down syndrome people are like dogs.
Prove me wrong.
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.