People jokes
Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".
Doesn't he own a mirror?
Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?
Because they are always sucking dick.
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
Why do white people get abducted by aliens?
Because they're easier to see in the dark.
I make many jokes about jobless people, but none of them are working.
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.
So I turned off the lights.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
Down syndrome people are like dogs.
Prove me wrong.
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.