Whats black and white and red all over a
newspaper
Jayden Harris
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
yo momma is so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11
4 big guys
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
I was walking past an orphan and I said Just go home
How many people fit in a tree
I don't know you tell me.