People jokes
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
Memes
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.