People jokes
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.