People jokes

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

You learn something new every day.

Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.

Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"

Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!

Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

How do people eat bread?

What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?

It's a motherfucking shitshow party!

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

Why are all fat people bad drivers?

They are all hungover.

What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?

We don't live in their heads.

A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.