People jokes
Chimichanga.
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Gay people.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.