People jokes

Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."

Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)

What has 4 legs and two gloves?

All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.

What do you call an emo's face?

Elmo's son.

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!

Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

How do people eat bread?

What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?

It's a motherfucking shitshow party!

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.