Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
People Jokes
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
My family.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
