People jokes

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

In life, some people have it harder than others.

That's why Viagra exists.

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.

Why do leftists strive for a literate population?

So people can understand their wall of text memes.

Why don't orphans like getting lost?

Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!

Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.

I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

Why do they call them a nonce?

Because they go for people who don't have any sense.

Why can't Chinese people play baseball?

Because they ate the bat.

People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"

"Yeah, over my dead body!"

What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?

Alzheimer's.

What do you call my friends?...

Short.

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?

They're always cutting.

My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.

He can tell the future.