People jokes
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.