People jokes
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"
Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.
Memes
Crazy people be like (the circled ones) :
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
Gay
Boy
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!