People

People jokes

Lead

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For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.

Clog

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Some people decide to start a blog.

Others decide to start a blog.

You know what my sink started?

A clog.

Therapy

Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find

Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.

Orphanage

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

Joke site

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Brother

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

Orphan

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What do you call an orphan? Homeless.

What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.

Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.

Covid

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Covid.

Covid who?

The thing that killed half a billion people!

Speech

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What do cheap people use to talk?

Free speech.

China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!