Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
People Jokes
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Old ladies are non existent.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
