People jokes
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
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What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.