People jokes
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
How long is it?
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.