
People jokes
I hate straight people.
What can you build with people? A boat!
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
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If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
How long is it?
