Chris jokes
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!
Harvey 😁: It's funny!
Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!
Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?
Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!
Harvey😟: That's not true!
Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!
Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!
Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?
Harvey😁: Good!
Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!
Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!