A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing while a man named Chris comes up and asks “which one is yours?” The man said “I don’t know i’m still deciding.”
A kid called Chris :orphan
Chris started to tell me a joke about nut, but he couldn't finish
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
"I'd hit that"
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
Hickory Dickory Dock My wife avoids my cock She's losing her and having an affair So I had to slap Chris Rock
Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' 😂😂😂
What do you get when you cross A-rod with Chris brown
Cheater cheater woman beater
When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap
Chris Hemsworth is Australian and Thor is from space does that make him an Australien
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day Emo kids: Here lies Chris he shot himself
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you"-Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Q What is Chris Browns #1 Hit A Rihanna
If Will Smith had a revolver and said 'who fucked my wife?' Chris Rock would say "you dont have enough bullets mate"
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend... You get to meet Chris Hansen!!!
Your hairline got pulled back you look like you've been climbing Chris and you got smacked up by Will Smith
"Why Are All These Orphans Here", Said Chris. " Because their dad went to go get the milk", Said MrBeast 3 Years Later, " I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD AND IM ALSO GIVING EACH OF THE 1000000000000 DOLLARS.
