People jokes
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
jake in influencer land be like (meme i made)
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.