People

People jokes

Kid

Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"

He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"

Memes

Autism

I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.

Answer

Why do people consume "Laxatives"?

Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!

Overpopulation

Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:

Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.

9/11

Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.

Advert

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

Penis

Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."

Man

Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.

Drama

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

Website

Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)