People jokes
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
I hate autistic people.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
What can you build with people? A boat!
I hate straight people.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.