People jokes
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"
Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
Memes
Me at school every day
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
Gay
Boy
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
kanker
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.