People jokes
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.
The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.