Hurt Feelings

Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" plays on the double meaning of "hang around." Like, people are going to literally hang themselves, you wouldn't get it. Sad, really. I bet you still think the Earth is flat and that pineapple belongs on pizza. Neanderthal.

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