People jokes
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
I hate two-faced people because I donβt know which face to slap first. :)
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Memes
this for all the creeps
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
How long is it?
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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What can you build with people? A boat!
I hate straight people.
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.