People jokes
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Memes
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
How long is it?
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
What can you build with people? A boat!
I hate straight people.
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.