People jokes
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
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In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Being mean.
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.