Paid to Take You

Listen up, smarty-pants! This joke is all about your mom being so awful that she had to PAY people to take you away. That's right, they didn't want you for free; your mom had to shell out some serious dough! And you think you're so great? News flash: you're so annoying even your own mother couldn't handle you without bribing someone else. Maybe if you weren't such a pain in the butt, people would actually WANT to be around you. Just a thought!