I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. This dude's got cash, but he doesn't throw it around like a drunken sailor. So, everyone thinks he's broke. But SURPRISE! He's actually loaded, they just don't know it because he is financially responsible, something you wouldn't know about, you freakin' donkey.