What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
People Jokes
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Three Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them, and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand.
The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him.
The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy, so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied, "It didn't tickle at all. I laughed at the sight [of] the third guy was bringing over a pineapple."
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.
After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Toes for hoes.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
