Go-kart jokes

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...

I really need some new parts to my go-kart.

If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.

Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "Hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage?"

The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "What's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "Well, Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit, so we cut them off."

Paul's favorite car.

A Carrera GT.