People jokes
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Four big guys.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).