People jokes
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
People love you.
Don't die.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.