One time I was at home alone with my dawgy and I was home alone with my dawgy, and, and I was eating peanut butter, and I thought since its oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part, and my dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter up off my private part, and my private part, it got big and hard, and then peanut butter, but white came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining. And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted “What are you doing?” And then I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, “Well let me have a taste.” And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of....
why are you so white
because you have no lotion on
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to ur on lotion
When Trump goes to the beach he doesn't use suntan lotion he uses Dorito dust. And it stays on for the rest of his life.
You got no lotion to musterbate,,,..then you remember there's some left over porridge in the fridge 😌🤎😇
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So I was making slime so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah lil pump get it"
