Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
Height Preference Reveal
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you suicidal dingus. You thought you were being so slick by saying you like heights, when you actually enjoy the sweet release of death. You're not fooling anyone with your "daredevil" antics, buddy. Get some help, you silly goose.