Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is playin' on words. It sounds like "you're in lotion" instead of "urine on lotion." Get it? White people ain't got nothin' to do with this. Based on your joke, you probably didn't have a lotta friends growing up, which is fine. No wonder.
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WHite people