People jokes
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.