Pedophile jokes
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
Pedophiles smell good.
Why did the pedophile get kicked out of the candy store?
Because he snatched all of the Sour Patch Kids.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite!
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman: I hate your hair color, though.
Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I want you dead.
R.I.P.
Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: F*** you, pedophile!
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.
Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch!
Woman: How dare you!
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying "I AM KING OF THE WORLD!"
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
I wish you guys all died.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
Community talk
Hi chat; so i guess everyone is leaving now and i wanted to say that i haven’t been on the site in like forever and i kinda don’t care about WJE anymore. it used to be a super fun site where everyone got along and stuff and now it’s just bot slop and 12 year olds. and i’m almost 16 and lowkey got shit to do, i remember how bad this site made my mental health and so imma just leave the site because it genuinely doesn’… Read more
Me and him are over. He was a waste of my time and is a pedophile and a disgusting person.
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