Pedophile jokes
Tyler
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Pedophiles smell good.
My life.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.
When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."
His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"
Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"
10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Jimmylikeskids4
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!