Pedophile jokes
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Pedophiles smell good.
My life.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
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What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
Pooooop.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.