Pedophile jokes
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Pedophiles smell good.
My life.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
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What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
Pooooop.