Candy

CrispynuggetONYT

who make hard candy for the kids

solve

Die

Anonymous

What do u call a pedophile who’s dying? you.

Donut

Big Shaq

I donut tink any1 even chck deez jokez

Guy

Anonymous

I wish you guys all died

Funny

Burn pedo alive

You people are sick!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!

Smell

pedophile peter

Pedophiles smell good

Jacob

Jacob Wheet

Jacob Wheet, If You Don’t Understand Look It Up

Predator

Bob(Kyan)

Child predators:” your so sixey

Hole

Anonymous

What kind or file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile.

Duck

F... off

Lol dick I’m the dick and duck

Shit

herbal

101 pedo jokes whys everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, its called women taking advantage, youl shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo’s who dont admit there like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why dont you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, ive been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, i know whats going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jelous coz your drink tastes like shit?, is it coz your shit though?, how many bids have you done?, shit 1million views, dont try bribe me, did the police give me snip?, hows my barbie doll or shall i say my little pony? the police beat fuck outta me, whats all these needle marks on my arm, i can tell you want something, whys everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web,

keep it going on lol

Baby

Uncle Jokes

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.

Man: Your hair colour is fabulous. Woman: I hate your hair colour, though.

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!

Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you dead.

R.I.P

Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: F*** you, pedophile!

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.

Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch! Woman: How dare you!

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying “I AM KING OF THE WORLD!”