Pedophile jokes
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.