Pedophile jokes
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
Pedophiles smell good.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
My life.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Mosely in a white van.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.