Pedophile

Pedophile jokes

File

What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?

A pedophile.

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  • Job

    What is the perfect job for a pedophile?

    A physical doctor for kids.

    Child

    What do pedophiles do when they wake up?

    Turn on the child safety lock on the car.

    Priest

    A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.

    He orders a beer.

    Mia

    All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.

    Pedo

    Two pedos are on the beach.

    One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?

    Oh wait, I am because she's 10.

    Epstein

    Trump's releasing the files.

    To catch all the pedophiles.

    He didn't know Epstein.

    Didn't touch any teens.

    Daughter

    A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."

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  • Race

    Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?

    A: Because they like to come in a little behind.

    Michael Joseph Jackson

    Michael Jackson

    Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?

    R. Kelly.

    Cheek

    Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.

    Stop

    When do you go at stop and stop when done?

    I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.

    School

    Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.

    Guy

    A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

    Trash

    Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.