Pedophile jokes
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What's the most between my uncle and aunt?
My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.