Jokes About Pedophiles

Anonymous

Two pedophiles are on a beach

One says to the other “Move over, you’re in my sun”

Anonymous

my life

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Harvey crews

Mosely in a white van

Un-anonymous
in Rabbit

what do a turtle and a pedophile have in common they both try to get there before the hair does.

Its a me

Roses are red Violets are blue I know a pedophile And he says he knows you

in Dark Humor

What’s a Pedophiles Favorite type of garden

A KinderGarden

Why don’t pedophiles win races? They like to come in a little behind.

Chris

No such thing as peados… it’s all nonce-sense!

Anonymous

What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus

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Anonymous

A pedophile is sitting at a empty Poker Table. A Eight year old kid asked him if he can sit down. Pedphile says to the child sure lets play.

Anonymous

Why did the pedophile cross the road? Because there was a school on the other side

Your Mom

What is pedophiles favorite prey: Vegitables

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What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery.

Anonymous

What kind or file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile.

Anonymous
in Alligator

See you later crocodile In a while pedophile

Anonymous

22 remember that 18 year old girl I set u up

with no

Why not To old

Anonymous

I like my boo like I like my packages straight out of the box

Anonymous

When a kid says “I’m a pedophile” it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.

When an adult says it; he is accused as a rapper.