Pedophile Jokes

Two pedos are on the beach.

One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"

What does a pedophile call an orphanage?

A supermarket.

What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?

Oh wait, I am because she's 10.

What is a pedophile's favorite planet?

Uranus.

A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."

Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?

A: Because they like to come in a little behind.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.

Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.

When do you go at stop and stop when done?

I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.

Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.

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A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.

What did the pedophile say to the kids?

"FUCK!"

A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."