Pedophile jokes
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
Jimmylikeskids4
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.