Pedophile jokes
Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.
When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."
His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"
Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"
10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.