What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
Pedophile Jokes
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
