Pedophile jokes
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"