When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus
Pedophiles smell good.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.