Pedophile jokes
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Mosely in a white van.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
Kill yourself!
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.