Pedophile jokes
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Mosely in a white van.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.