What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
Kill yourself!
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
Tyler
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
Pedophiles smell good.
My life.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
