Pansexual jokes

If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!

What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.

What do you call a single bisexual?

All bi myself.

BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.

BLM.

Biden Loves Bisexuality.

Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.