what type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole:
A pedophile
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
what do you call a creepy IT teacher...........a PDF file
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole? A pedofile
What kind of a file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedofile
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole
A pedophile
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole.
A pedo-file.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week
I like my girls like my file system...
FAT and 16.
who delete my stuff??? woooow you racist just because i hispacin
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment. Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Biggest joke?
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What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
A Goose with no Beak and you eat? Goose Beak Salad file :)
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes? Only when they file jointly.
A kid asks trump: Kid: 'where are the confidential files?' Trump: 'there they are bud!'
