Kicked Out of the Candy Store

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  • Why did the pedophile get kicked out of the candy store?

    Because he snatched all of the Sour Patch Kids.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen, slow-brain, the joke plays on the brand name 'Sour Patch Kids.' The creep 'snatches' them because that's what predators do to actual kids. It's not rocket science, though your brain cells might need a search party to find each other.

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