Pedophile jokes
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.