Why did the pedophile cross the road? Because there was a school on the other side
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole
A pedophile
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."
