What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.