Pedophile jokes
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.