Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who’s there? The Priest… Lets go to my office, because I’m totally not a pedophile.
Jokes About Pedophiles
What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms
Two pedophiles are on a beach
One says to the other “Move over, you’re in my sun”
A Pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, “hey little boy, if I give you a Lolly will you come in my car?” Little Jonny, “give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth”
what do a turtle and a pedophile have in common they both try to get there before the hair does.
Roses are red Violets are blue I know a pedophile And he says he knows you
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many “tears” came across his cheeks.
A pedophile is sitting at a empty Poker Table. A Eight year old kid asked him if he can sit down. Pedphile says to the child sure lets play.
Why did the pedophile cross the road? Because there was a school on the other side
Whats the best thing about twenty one year olds? Theres twenty one of them.
What shoes does a profile wear?
White vans
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus
Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most
No such thing as peados… it’s all nonce-sense!
my life
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six-year-old…
why do pedophiles come in last place for every race… because they are always un the back ( if you know what i mean) :}
What was a pedophile hardest thing? Fitting in!