Pedophile

Pedophile jokes

People

People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.

In a white van.

Type

What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?

A KinderGarden.

File

What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?

A pedophile.

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  • Part

    What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

    Fitting in.

    School

    What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.

    Road

    Why did the pedophile cross the road?

    Because there was a school on the other side.

    Guitar

    Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?

    Because they are good at fingering A minor.

    Boy

    What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?

    He said he was awfully touched!

    Girl

    I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."

    "But why?" I replied.

    "Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.

    "That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.

    Machine

    What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?

    My big green pedo machine.

    Priest

    A pedophile and a priest run a race.

    You can’t beat yourself in a race!

    Anniversary

    I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.

    Prey

    What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?

    Let us prey.

    Kid

    Do you know why I hate pedophiles?

    They are fucking immature kids!

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  • File

    What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?

    A pedophile.

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