Pedophile jokes
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.