Jokes About Pedophiles

Anonymous
in Knock knock

Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who’s there? The Priest… Lets go to my office, because I’m totally not a pedophile.

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Anonymous

What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms

Anonymous

Two pedophiles are on a beach

One says to the other “Move over, you’re in my sun”

A Pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, “hey little boy, if I give you a Lolly will you come in my car?” Little Jonny, “give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth”

Un-anonymous
in Rabbit

what do a turtle and a pedophile have in common they both try to get there before the hair does.

Its a me

Roses are red Violets are blue I know a pedophile And he says he knows you

Hill Billy Billy

Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many “tears” came across his cheeks.

Anonymous

A pedophile is sitting at a empty Poker Table. A Eight year old kid asked him if he can sit down. Pedphile says to the child sure lets play.

Anonymous

Why did the pedophile cross the road? Because there was a school on the other side

Anonymous

Whats the best thing about twenty one year olds? Theres twenty one of them.

Anonymous

What shoes does a profile wear?

White vans

Anonymous

What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus

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127

Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most

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Chris

No such thing as peados… it’s all nonce-sense!

Anonymous

my life

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R.....ed Cow

My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six-year-old…

the guy thats smarter than Anonymouse

why do pedophiles come in last place for every race… because they are always un the back ( if you know what i mean) :}

Anonymous
in Puns

What was a pedophile hardest thing? Fitting in!