Pedophile jokes
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?
Jeffrey Epstein.
What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Mickey Mouse? Besides being a disease-carrying rodent, and one a dangerous pedophile, Mickey Mouse can still touch and go near kids.
A little boy enters Michael Joseph Jackson's house with a doll, and Michael looks angrily at the boy. But the little boy says something that makes Michael jealous: "The girl is mine." Michael cries and asks the boy to leave. A child is saved, and more are, thanks to Conrad Murray and June 25th, dead pedophile day.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!