Pedophile

Pedophile jokes

Trade

Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"

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  • Kid

    Do you know why I hate pedophiles?

    They are fucking immature kids!

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  • Relationship

    What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.

    Van

    What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

    How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

    How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

    What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

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  • Crime

    Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.

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  • Cum

    Why do pedophiles never cum first?

    Because they like to cum in a little behind.

    Mia

    All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.

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  • People

    Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?

    Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.

    Daughter

    A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."

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  • Type

    What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?

    A KinderGarden.

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  • Guitar

    Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?

    Because they are good at fingering A minor.

    File

    What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?

    A pedophile.

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  • Part

    What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

    Fitting in.

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    Michael Jackson

    What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.

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