Pedophile jokes
What can you say in bed and in piano class? Im fingering A Minor
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
"You gotta bleed before you teeth."
- Santa Claus
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"