Pedophile

Pedophile jokes

Kid

Do you know why I hate pedophiles?

They are fucking immature kids!

Relationship

What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.

Van

What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

Cum

Why do pedophiles never cum first?

Because they like to cum in a little behind.

Mia

All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.

Crime

Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.

People

Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?

Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.

Daughter

A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."

Type

What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?

A KinderGarden.

File

What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?

A pedophile.

Part

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

Guitar

Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?

Because they are good at fingering A minor.

School

What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.

Anniversary

I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.