What's a peadophiles favorite cooking Ingredient...... Fresh meat
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheel chair
What's an orphans favourite flower? Self-raising flour
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of....
Yesterday I made food using oil- Olive oil (I love oil)
you telling me Julius Ceaser, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes- self-raising (rising)
i was trying to make homemade baby powder until i realized it isn't made from babies , oops wrong ingredient ... smh
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it ala-mond.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE
My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room
McNeill mom wrote a shopping list for supper ... cabbage _50 Carrots-50 Cooking fat -100 Onions_20 Tomato-20 salt-10 Total=250 she gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients. McNeill took long to return home from the shopping ... His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long . McNeill answered I have all the ingredients but I'm looking for total
My son asked me “ what is angel cake made of?” I reply by listing the ingredients in mr Kipling angel cakes, Then he shouts “STOP” I stop as I reach food colourings he slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper “well in my angel cake I put angels in them” I freaked out about this so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake he said”grandma the one who died last Saturday”
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What the can say to the tomato? Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾 I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good..
