Ingredient jokes
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"