What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
I love eggs!
What's an orphans favourite flower? Self-raising flour
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
Yesterday I made food using oil- Olive oil (I love oil)
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes- self-raising (rising)
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
