What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
I love eggs!
What's an orphans favourite flower? Self-raising flour
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes- self-raising (rising)
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
