Ingredient jokes
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
Memes
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
I love eggs!
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.