What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
I love eggs!
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
