Ingredient jokes
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
What do mermaids put in the salads?
Sea cucumber.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
OKAYYYY guys, today we're going to make DIY bath bombs. I bet y'all already have the first ingredient right here in your kitchen:
*looks at toaster*
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
What is Uludağ made from? Dog pee!
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.