Otherness jokes
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Memes
What have we humans come to?
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.