Otherness jokes
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
Memes
other ohio meme lol
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."