Otherness jokes

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?

Time to beet your maker.

What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?

One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Heehheehehehehehehe

To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!

What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

Me: Knock, knock.

Other person: Who’s there?

Me: Atch.

Other person: Atch who?

Me: Bless you!

What did one candle say to the other?

"Want to go out tonight?"

What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?

"Stop staring at my nuts."

Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.