Otherness jokes
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.