Otherness jokes
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.