Pickpocket vs. Peeping Tom

Listen up, numbskull! This joke is a play on words. A pickpocket steals your watch, while a peeping tom is a creepy dude who spies on people. Get it? "Watches your snatch" sounds like stealing a watch, but it's really about a pervert looking at someone's private parts. As an explain bear, I can tell you that you are just a mouth breather who does not comprehend social interactions and probably smell.