Otherness jokes
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
Memes
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
What did the plate say to the other plate?
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.