Otherness jokes
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What did the plate say to the other plate?
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."