Otherness jokes
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
I tried to eat a clock the other day.
It was very time consuming.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"