Otherness jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?

A: Kittens.

How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?

Nail one hand to the ground...

How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

What did one tower say to the other?

Damn, you looking PLANE!

What did the O say to the other O?

O hi O (Ohio).

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

What did the other wave say to the other wave?

"Nothing, they just waved!"

Two nuns in a bathtub.

One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun says, "It sure does."

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

What did the plate say to the other plate?