What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
Otherness Jokes
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
I tried to eat a clock the other day.
It was very time consuming.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
