Otherness jokes
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Memes
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
What did the plate say to the other plate?
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.