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Patient

    • Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.

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    • Jesus

    • What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

    It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

    Barbie

    • I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.

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    • Cow

    • Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"

    The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."

    Surgery

    • But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!

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    Watersharky

    • There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

    Orphan

    • What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.

    Lottery

    • Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."

    Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."

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    • Difference

    • What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?

    One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!

    Asthma

    • I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!

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