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Teacher Cow

Anonymous
6 years ago

We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.

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    Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is basically OP calling their teacher a cow. And not the cute moo-moo kind. "Cow" is also an insult, see? It means OP thinks their teacher is, like, fat or ugly. Boom. Roasted.

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