Reincarnation Preferences

This morning, I was having a conversation with my ex-boyfriend about reincarnation. I said to him, "If you could come back in the next life as anything, what would you come back as?" He thought about it for a minute and says, "A tree. That way, everybody can look at me and admire me."

Then he says the same thing to me. I started thinking about it when these two sexy, half-naked studs walked by. One was a jock, the other on his bicycle. I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat, but knowing my luck, I'll come back as a tampon.

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this guy is talking to his ex about reincarnation, right? The ex wants to be a tree so everyone admires him. But our dude? He sees some hot guys and jokes he wants to be something they use—like a jockstrap or a bike seat. But he figures his luck sucks so he'll end up as a tampon. Basically, he's saying he's got the worst luck when it comes to getting close to hot dudes. Get it? You probably don't, you're kinda slow.

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