What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
me: how many letters are in the alphabet? that one friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
