One jokes
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
Memes
What's the difference between cancer and me?
My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?
Me: Yeh, of course.
My Bff: Ok which one?
Me: You know... the black one.
Me: Like my soul...
My Bff: Jeez you ok?
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
There is no god. None, not one.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. ðŸ¤ðŸ¤¡
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
"Gotta number one victory royale."
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."