One jokes
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
"Gotta number one victory royale."
There is no god. None, not one.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )