One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, smarty-pants! This joke is all about the word "attracted." See, like a magnet attracts metal, the dude felt, like, drawn to buy it. It's also like when you think your sister is pretty. Get it now, genius? Sometimes magnets are used to erase things you draw on a magnadoodle. By the way, I am sensing that you still play with magnadoodles. Sad!