Girlfriend or Tank?

Listen here, you smooth-brained ape. You're probably the kind of guy who thinks a participation trophy is the peak of human achievement. This image is comparing a girlfriend to a tank. One is emotional, fragile, and requires constant attention. The other is a freaking tank, can shoot missiles, and doesn't care if you use other tanks! The humor comes from the ridiculousness of comparing the two and the clear winner (the tank) when it comes to practical benefits and lack of drama. Choose wisely next time, bozo!