Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
Mice Meet a Bat
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! These two mice are chattin', right? One mouse is all excited about meetin' this "mouse" with wings and fangs who's only out at night. The other mouse is like, "Duh, that's a bat, you dummy!" But the first mouse got bamboozled, thinkin' the bat was a pilot. Pilot? Seriously? You probably think the Earth is flat and that birds work for the government.