Magnet jokes
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
