Magnet jokes

Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?

What's the definition of total chaos?

A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.

I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.

I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.