In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
One time, I bought a magnet, my wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself, I felt attracted to it.
Is it just me or are magnets really attractive?
What's the definition of total chaos? A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very ATTACTING.
I Put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it
