Magnet jokes

Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?

What's the definition of total chaos?

A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.

One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.

I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.

What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.