One jokes

What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

Let’s rock!

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?

Your dad.

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.

If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?

Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?

A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.

One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post

What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?

One Hung Lo.

Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.

What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. To hire the Mexicans.

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"