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One jokes

Cigarette

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

Dad

What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?

Your dad.

Butt

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

Hate

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

Sister

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

Age

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Masturbation

Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.

Man

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

Fence

Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."

Tire

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

Orphan

Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?

Because it is the first one without a home button.

Difference

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.

Girlfriend

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

Quitter

As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."

Banana

Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing with the bent one.

Book

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

Seafood

What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?

I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!

Politician

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.