One jokes

I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.

If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

Let’s rock!

What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?

Your dad.

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?

Because it is the first one without a home button.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.