One jokes
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Memes
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
The one by die.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.
After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.