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POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.
After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.