A Year to Live

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    A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you silly goose! This joke is all about a girl who gets some bad news from the doc – only a year to live! But instead of chilling, she shoots the doc! Then the judge slaps her with a 15-year sentence. Get it? Shooting people is against the law, even if you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. I bet you would have missed that.

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