One jokes

In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.

One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post

What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?

One Hung Lo.

Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.

What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. To hire the Mexicans.

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

Dark humor is like life:

Not everyone gets it.

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.

What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?

One falls, while the other hangs.

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.

What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?

One is Super. The other is just soup.

What do Jesus and I have in common?

No one knows my real bday either.

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

I don't know, I don't have one.