One jokes
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
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I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
That one depressed friend.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.