One jokes

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?

"Will there be seconds?"

What do you call a Mexican with one leg?

Border hopper.

What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?

I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?

Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.

That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.

One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.

That one depressed friend.

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Why? You ask.

Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

DARK ALERT********

A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.

DARK ALERT********

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