One jokes
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Memes
I don't know, I don't have one.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
That one depressed friend.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
We gotta keep it goin' βγγcΜ·aΜ·tΜ·βββδΈ.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? Itβs either one or the udder.