One jokes

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"

What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?

One Hung Lo.

Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"

How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. To hire the Mexicans.

Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?

A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?

Because it didn’t have one.

Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.

If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."