i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog
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are you acid cause i want to throw at my face
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family
whats steven hawkings favourite meal? his left shoulder
how do you get the emo girl out of the tree
you cut the rope
hi this is not a joke plz like or i will be verrrrrrry sad -_-
I got jealous when my phone dies.
Why can't orphans play baseball, Because they dont know where home is. :)
how do planets have a baby?
they have spasex
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.